Garden of Anxiety

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They're Watching Me
A first person account on what it's like living under surveillance
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Alex Kruger
3
April 2023
How to Lose Friends and Influence People
A guide for standing up for yourself that you should maybe not follow.
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Alex Kruger
1
March 2023
October 2022
Meanwhile, In Rural Vietnam
If you think you should go then maybe you should.
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Alex Kruger
6
August 2022
Foot Fetish Cafe
Welcome to a place you don't want to be.
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Alex Kruger
14
July 2022
The People Who Care Most About Celebrating Their Birthdays Are The People You Should Care Least About
I hate birthday people. The Insta-story reposters and 3-day-birthday-weekenders who go out of their way to make sure that everyone knows that they’re…
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Alex Kruger
7
June 2022
May 2022
Bristol 7
Look it up. Tell your friends.
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Alex Kruger
Tonight's The Night I Kill My Boyfriend
And other thoughts he'll soon come to know.
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Alex Kruger
4
April 2022
Last Week, I Brought An Anti-Semitic Dessert to My Jewish Aunt's House
Last Saturday, I was in Boca eating dinner at my Great Aunt Barbara’s. She's 89. Seven years ago, her husband passed away. A few years later, Barbara…
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Alex Kruger
9
March 2022
You Shouldn't Go To My Dentist
It’s a Wednesday and I’m sitting in a dentist’s chair waiting to meet Dr. Mary Michaels DDS. Dr. Michaels, like all physicians, is running late. And…
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Alex Kruger
People Who Like Crypto Are People I Dislike
As seen in The Guardian
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