About this newsletter
Hello.
If you’re reading this, you’re most likely debating whether or not this Substack is worthy of a Subscribe.
I can’t promise you that it is.
I’m not a famous person, nor do I have some kind of book for you to buy.
But here’s what you’ll be signing up for:
I keep a journal.
I scribble in it whenever something in my life is funny/sad/unresolved.
The best scribbles then become pieces.
Sometimes, a piece will be about the woman I saw at the airport who dragged her screaming kid on a leash.
Other times, it’ll be a story about the operational efficiencies of a child-leash production facility in Hangzhou, and why you, too, should invest in my new business, KidPull™️
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May we derive meaning from everything life forces us to sow.
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