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The dating board article [NYTimes]
Last year, in the middle of the pandemic, I appeared as a dating show guest on a now-defunct streaming service.With cameras rolling, I sat on a teal…
Alex Kruger
Jan 15, 2021
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Meditating sucks
I don’t enjoy meditating. I’m aware that I’m not ~chill~. One of my legs is always bouncing. I crack my knuckles and bite my fingers. Not my nails, my…
Alex Kruger
Nov 9, 2021
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People Who Like Crypto Are People I Dislike
As seen in The Guardian
Alex Kruger
Mar 16, 2022
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How to Plan & Fix Your Broken Life
It's the start of a new year, and it's time to think about who you are and if you're doing it right.
Alex Kruger
Jan 7, 2022
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Last Week, I Brought An Anti-Semitic Dessert to My Jewish Aunt's House
Last Saturday, I was in Boca eating dinner at my Great Aunt Barbara’s. She's 89. Seven years ago, her husband passed away. A few years later, Barbara…
Alex Kruger
Apr 19, 2022
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And Her Rusty Old Wrists
“It’s hard to be an old person,” my great-aunt says on the phone to me. “I spend most of the day calling to figure out how to change my Times…
Alex Kruger
Mar 2
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I Took Ayahuasca to Fix a Health Problem
Six months ago, I sat outside, on a wooden deck in the mountains, across from a white dude with a man bun. “Do you actually think this can fix me?” I…
Alex Kruger
Jun 8, 2022
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"6% of adults in this zip code have HIV (not just gays)," and other fun things I've learned from cold-hearted doctors
I have a thing for doctors. I’m drawn to them, for reasons I’ll never understand. Perhaps in a past life I was a WWII nurse who fell in love with a hot…
Alex Kruger
Oct 5, 2021
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Tonight's The Night I Kill My Boyfriend
And other thoughts he'll soon come to know.
Alex Kruger
May 4, 2022
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Foot Fetish Cafe
Welcome to a place you don't want to be.
Alex Kruger
Aug 25, 2022
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Preparing to see a psychic
Last week my mother and I were at brunch in Fort Myers, Florida. We were talking about drugs and the universe and how there are things we’ll both never…
Alex Kruger
Sep 27, 2021
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Have you ever heard of a wellness bungalow
When I think of Miami, I think good cocaine, fancy clothes and people who pose for Instagram pictures alongside rented Lamborghinis. I hate all these…
Alex Kruger
Feb 16, 2022
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