Garden of Anxiety

Garden of Anxiety

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I've met someone else.
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The dating board article [NYTimes]
Last year, in the middle of the pandemic, I appeared as a dating show guest on a now-defunct streaming service.With cameras rolling, I sat on a teal…
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I Took Ayahuasca to Fix a Health Problem
Six months ago, I sat outside, on a wooden deck in the mountains, across from a white dude with a man bun. “Do you actually think this can fix me?” I…
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Meditating sucks
I don’t enjoy meditating.
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Small
And other things I wish you were.
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Bull City
Oh the places you'll have to go
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Asheville
Last month, I got yelled at in a bar.
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Witch
I fired my therapist
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Welcome to CENA: a funeral conference story
True story: when I was 25 years old, I raised $2m in venture capital and became the CEO of a funeral startup. Here's a story about a cremation…
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One Less Open Mic For Me
Notes about bombing on stage
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I Brought An Anti-Semitic Dessert to My Jewish Aunt's House
Last Saturday, I was in Boca eating dinner at my Great Aunt Barbara’s.
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People Who Like Crypto Are People I Dislike
As seen in The Guardian
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