And other thoughts he'll soon come to know.
I hate you
I literally broke our crying laughing while reading this story out loud to my boyfriend during our road-trip to Georgia (from Virginia). This story was TOO relatable. All the bedding talk was spot on.
I tell my partner everyday that I am going to kill him, just as much as I tell him I love him. But because we tell each other we love each other 1,500,762 times a day, we’ve determined that the “I’m going to kill you” is needed in our relationship to help balance things out. ♥️
This story also reminded me of of the one time I went to move some things around in the back of my sister’s car, and she suddenly screamed and said “STOP!!”. She was trying to prevent me from touching the (unbeknownst to me) shoes she had just worn at the hospital while operating on corpses in the morgue...She is in medschool, but also a potential psycho.
If Jack starts wearing a shirt that says "Dog Daddy" kick him to the curb.
‘crusty head’ 😂
Poor dog :(
Poor Jack 😳🤣🤣