I’m not a good driver. I shouldn’t be allowed to drive. And you, the people, shouldn’t let me use your roads. When I say this, everyone always thinks that my bad driving is due to the balance disorder that I’ve had over the last few years, but that’s just not true. Even before the disorder I was a terrible driver. In fact, now that I’m dizzy, I find that I pay far more attention to the road than I did before.
If time travel is a part of this shebang, I’d like to bring these words back to 16 year old Alexander who loved bragging about how his driving reflexes were so good he could be a NASCAR driver if he wanted.
I shouldn't be allowed to drive. Also, on Friday, you missed a cool Hindu holiday
If time travel is a part of this shebang, I’d like to bring these words back to 16 year old Alexander who loved bragging about how his driving reflexes were so good he could be a NASCAR driver if he wanted.