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I really tried not to comment because I don’t want to appear like a total fan girl but screw it I am laughing my head off at a mezcal bar by myself and you deserve to know

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Aug 25, 2022Liked by Alex Kruger

This is like getting scouted to start a foot fetish OnlyFans. Go get that cash, toe daddy.

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You can find the strangest people in cafes...Very funny read. I include a "five things I consumed this week" section at the end of my weekly posts and I'd like to include your article.

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Alex Kruger

Didn’t Frank get turned off by the sweaty FL foot odor? If he loved that then Oy Vey. Frank needs to be in a home.

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Alex Kruger

Yikes! Bummer it had to happen at your spot. Laughed out loud at the imagery of the "excellent" Simpsons comment while walking in public so thank you 👍

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I was walking into a Virginia DMV, and had JUST had a minor meltdown in-front of my partner before leaving the house ….

And as I walked into the DMV and saw the line a mile long, you wanna know the first thing I thought?

“I need one of Alex’s writings”. I kid you not.

So this was the story I read while waiting, and I got the dosing that I needed. You do some serious energy work on me … so thank you as always!!♥️

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RemovedDec 4, 2022Liked by Alex Kruger
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